Thoroughly Modern Millie (From Thoroughly Modern Millie)

ENSEMBLE MEN:
There are those, I suppose
Think we’re mad, heaven knows
The world has gone to rack and to ruin
WOMAN #1:
What we think is chic
WOMAN #2:
Unique
WOMEN #3 & #4:
And quite adorable
ENSEMBLE WOMEN:
They think is odd and «Sodom and Gomorrah"-ble!
But the fact is,
Everything today is thoroughly modern
Check your personality
Everything today makes yesterday slow
Better face reality
It’s not insanity
Says Vanity Fair
In fact, it’s stylish to
MILLIE AND ENSEMBLE WOMEN:
Raise your skirts and bob your hair
Have you seen the way they kiss in the movies
ENSEMBLE MEN:
Isn’t it delectable?
MILLIE AND ENSEMBLE WOMEN:
Painting lips and pencil lining your brow
Now is quite respectable
Good-bye, good goody girl
I’m changing and how
So beat the drums 'cause here comes
Thoroughly Modern Millie now
What we think is chic, unique and quite adorable
They think is odd and «Sodom and Gomorrah"-ble!
But the fact is
Everything today is thoroughly modern
ENSEMBLE MEN:
Bands are getting jazzier
Everything today is starting to go
ENSEMBLE WOMEN:
Cars are getting snazzier
Men say it’s criminal what women’ll do
What they’re forgetting is
This is 1922!
MILLIE AND ENSEMBLE:
Good-bye, good goody girl
I’m changing and how
MILLIE: I’m changing and how!
So beat the drums 'cause here comes thoroughly
Hot off the press! One step ahead! Jazz age!
Whoopee baby! We’re so thoroughly modern
Millie!
Now!