I Guess I'll Have to Change My Plan

i guess i’ll have to change my plan
i should have realized there’d be another man
i overlooked that point completely
until the big affair began
before i knew where i was at
i found myself upon the shelf and that was that
i went to reach the moon, but when i got there
all that i could get was the air
my feet are back upon the ground
i lost the one girl i found
i guess i’ll have to change my plan
i should have realized there’d be another man
why did i buy those blue pajamas
before the big affair began?
my boiling point is far too low
for me to try and be a sly lothario
i guess i’ll crawl right back in my shell
dwelling in my personal Hell
i’ll have to change my plan around
i lost the one girl i found