Willie Got Me Stoned

Willie got me stoned and took all my money
I was 50 dollars up and then my mind went funny
It didn’t really help that I didn’t know the rules of the game
And it probably didn’t help that I couldn’t remember my name
After Willie got me stoned and took all of my cash
One high low split and he kicked my ass
He gave me knuckles across the table and then my mind went blurry
Just like a puff of smoke, all my cash went up in a hurry
After Willie got me stoned, took me for everything I had
I had to walk home, I had no money for a cab
I didn’t have the heart to ask anybody for a ride
And nobody in the room looked in a condition to drive
After Willie got us stoned and took away our minds
Sent me back to the kiddie table and took away my pride
Now I’m sitting here with my band again just feeling like a joker
Just thinking about how bad I really suck at playing poker
And thinking about my pockets and was Willie the one who broke them
Would I really take a toke if they rolled Willie up and they smoked him
Hell yes I would and I know it might sound funny
But Willie got me stoned and took all of my…
Willie got me stoned and took all my money
Willie got me stoned and took all my money
Hell yes I would and I know it might sound funny
But Willie got me stoned and took all my money