I Never Work On Mondays

Billy’s just about my age
He’s livin' in this small cage
Wondering what to do in his life
We’ll isn’t he a bit like you and I?
All he wanna do is drinkin'
All he never do is thinking
But the time he’s spending out of work
I can’t decide if he’s a genius or a jerk
And he say:
I never work on mondays, I never work on tuesdays
Don’t even work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays
I never work on mondays, I never work on tuesdays
Don’t even work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays
Now what about me, I’m just about your age
And my life is turning to a new page
I had a home and I had a girl
She went out on me, so now I’m all alone
Everybody want’s to have someone
Everybody want to be something
I count the days, and I count the girls
But the weekend is to short to fall in love
So let me say
I never work on mondays, I never work on tuesdays
Don’t even work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays
No no no
No no no
Mondays, I never work on tuesdays
Whoa, don’t even work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays
I never work on mondays, I never work on tuesdays
Don’t even work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays
I’d change the world if you want to
I do whatever you want I do
You make me wanna scream and shout
Or educate yourself to an astronaut
Don’t let anyone else rule
You’re the teacher in your own school
So if your boss brings you down on your knees
Then quit and… And stay away
Noooo
I never work on
Mondays, I never work on tuesdays
I never work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays
I never work on mondays, I never work on tuesdays
No work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays
Oh noo
I never work at all
No, I never work at all
Oh nooo, noo nooo
I never work on mondays, I never work at all
Noo Nooo
Noo Nooo
Noo Nooooooo