Crucified by Zombies

Just the other night I was walking down the street
Had the feeling I was gonna die
Something strange was following me
I could hear its evil cries
I was just about to run, felt a hand on my shoulder
Turned around and there they were
The undead with nails and a hammer
It all happened in a blur
They dragged along a wooden cross
Crucified by zombies, crucified by zombies
Show the human who is boss
Crucified by zombies, crucified by zombies
Hung me high, left there to rot
Crucified by zombies, crucified by zombies
I was crucified… by zombies!
This had to be a dream, there’s no way this shit was real
I thought: This haze, it really fucks you up!
But it wasn’t very long until I realized
That I was really shit outta luck
Like I said, I tried to run, but these fuckers took me down
I ended facedown on the street
There was hatred in their eyes, but they didn’t speak a word
They was gonna make the human bleed
Bleedin' like a pig, I had to get away
So I offered them a joint, but they just ran away
Turned out they had smoked my weed and got all paranoid
I just pulled out all the nails and jumped down from the cross
That’s right!
I’ve got the scars to prove it
I was crucified … by zombies!