Hokus Pokus

«Serial slaughtering stranglers
Jugular juggling juggalos
Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks
I C fuckin P’s in the house»
Abracadabra boom shacka dae
I’m Violent J, and I’m back like a vertebrae
And I come with a hat full of tricks
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks
Ha hahaha ha hahaha, fuck you
Wicked clowns, we’d like to say what up to
The Cobra’s, X-men, and Counts
And everybody with clown love, even sets I’ve never heard of
Roll into town, and out with the big top
Four cards down, and two more still to drop
And when it does, I pack up and hit the road
'Cause I don’t wanna see your head explode!
Toss me an axe, and I’ll toss you a dead chicken
Add a buck, you get a two-liter with em
And when the genie says on with the show
It’s hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko
Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the house
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Shazam bam, shocka locka lokey
Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis
Call me a psycho-schizo freak
And I’ll call you by your name (Dick-anus)
'Cause I can give two shits and a fuck
I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck
I’m a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard
I grab your gizzard
Jump on the carpet, let’s take a spin
Everybody’s waiting for the show to begin
Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go
Try to land in a glass of Faygo
Uh, you suck, you missed the fuckin' glass
Broken neck, and busted your fuckin' ass
But the genie says on with the show
Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko
What awaits you after death, rub the lamp and explore
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Enter Milenko’s Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all
Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all (C'mon!)
Clown dawg, freak dawg
Joker dawg, Milenko dawg
Fidgets of joker’s cards blasting in your mother’s face
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Rude Boy and Chucky down with the clown
First time we ever went to Mexican Town
I remember, we couldn’t pay the bill, they got hot
And beat us down in the fuckin' parking lot
Tall Jess, Jumpsteady, and Nate the Mack
Tagged ICP by the train tracks
And it was on, the dawn of a new day
Magical carpets grippin' down the freeway
Walked in a gypsy’s tent with a food stamp
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes
That night, I fucked 3 fat bitches
Can’t get the fuck with it? Forget it
I’ll rip your face off, and wipe my ass wid' it
When the genie says on with the show
It’s hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko
Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
City to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies?
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Clouds of darkness, then underneath them comes the clown
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride (Fuck that!)