Svperstition

HOWARD: I don’t wanna do this anymore
CHAD: Oh, come on, dude! Don’t be a pussy!
HOWARD: But, Chad, you know what they say… what’s buried in the Gardens never
stays there for too long, we should leave
CHAD: Oh that’s just some dumb superstition, dawg! Come on! Hand me the shovel
and shut up, you’ll give away the game
HOWARD: How did I let you drag me into this?
CHAD: I said hand the shovel! … I can’t see shit! Stop shaking like a little
girl and point the flashlight in the right direction
HOWARD: Oh, shit! Did you hear that?
CHAD: It’s just a pack of stupid stray dog, they probably heard there’s a pussy
over here
HOWARD: Stop being a douchbag, they’re getting closr
CHAD: Uhm, we’re almost there. Oh, fuck, it’s stuck. I need light!
BOTH: AAAAH!!!
The father of my father always said ''when the earth spit out the dead they
will come back to suck the blood from the living.''
That’s obnoxious, that’s just a stupid superstition!