Take Me to Your Leader

What if your brain
Unexpectedly and suddenly
Picked out things to flip around
And view a lot differently?
What if blue sky
All of a sudden turned a purple hue?
We would a shit a brick the size of all of it
What if?
What if I was just daydreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if my watch read 4:20 every hour, every day?
You can bet your dollar I’d be happy
I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guy!
What if mothballs
Hanging around too close to microwaves
Suddenly woke up and said
«Take me to your leader
Or die by fly guy!
He’ll push you out
No wings attached!»
Just do as I say, no mistake
He’ll blow away
What if I was daydreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if I had a mustard drenched cucumber
Tied to my leg and I
Did not want my pants to get dirty?
What if this, what if that?!
I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Forgot to inject my, cocaine!
Forgot to apply my, rogaine!
Forgot to remember, my pain!
I never think, I never thought
Oh, maybe I’m insane
I think I like being
Way the fuck out of my brain
I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain