Stale Bread

Woke up this morning, time for breakfast
Went to the kitchen for jam and toast
Open the cabinet to grab the bread
Well, it was dry and as hard as my head
Stale bread
What do I do with it?
Whoo, come on
Stale bread
I said a-whoo-hoo-hoo
My dad said, «Son, now don’t you cry
'Cause later on, we’ll go for a ride»
Out to the car with my old man
Can you believe what was in his hand?
Stale bread
What do I do with it?
Whoo, come on
Said, stale bread
I said a-whoo-hoo-hoo
We went to the park, we walked to the ponds
The ducks and geese came from all around
We fed 'em this treat, well, they were so glad
If they could talk, I’ll bet you they said (Quack, quack)