John

Hi, my name is earth, I had to skip a day of work yesterday
My head was driving me berserk
Something was wrong inside me Decided to see what was likely, and ran to the solar doctor in high speed
With an IV stuck in my vein, he exclaimed
«God almighty, I think i know what the heck this might be», «Enlighten me»
«Don't take this lightly, you’re diagnosed with a bad case of the chronic
global man-ingitis»
«Meningitis?» «No stupid, man-ingitis
Lemme explain it to you, it’s like this
It’s what happens when you have a lotta little people
Walking around, talking about, trying to ignite shit.»
«Oh my god, I sight this, it’s terrifying
They don’t care I’m dying, what they need is a paradigm shift
If this carries on, i just might split
Doctor, these people are mindless, How the hell do i fight this?»
Hey Peeps!
Dont go and hate me I only crave peace
But I won’t say please
Driving me crazy
Don’t wanna slay these
Wee little babies
So please dont make me
«You gotta try to communicate,»
«Not with this foolish race with their minds fully consumed with hate
Who’d mutilate my beautiful whales and use them to lubricate
Their stupid metal toys and rather shoot at each other’s face
Besides, how does a planet talk to a man?
Bad plan, it’s like hitting a nail with a battering ram
The last time I tried to make a statement, talking to nations
I just accidentally killed a lot of Indonesians
But i think i got a plan. i could have my man John
Sing a rad song to these mad dogs
We got a rapport, but he’s probably out of his mind
But he gives me more respect than all of these suckers combined
I could pay his body a visit,, consume his spirit
Use a human visage for a short few minutes
And while I’m in it, maybe these damn people’ll start to listen
With close attention, to this earth song when i sing it Hey Peeps!
Dont go and hate me I only crave peace
But I won’t say please
Driving me crazy
Don’t wanna slay these
Wee little babies
So please dont make me
(Verse 3)
Good morning people, I’m here to issue a warning
Are you gonna respond, or do you wish to just scorn it Choose to ignore it, you probably won’t live to mourn it
I’m sorry, but this might be the only way to resolve this
Can’t y’all open your eyes and notice the necrosis
Causing me to fall apart like a bunch of sick roses
Why can’t you focus on whats at hand, you megalomaniacs
Instead of wondering where the fuck heaven or hell is at You humans are a fake slithering snake, lacing
And poisoning all my great land, rivers and lakes
Making all my poor trees and plants wither away
I’m so enraged, i can’t help but quiver and quake
I’m this close to relapsing to my last resort
And calling Mr. Asteroid, don’t you lads remember the dinosaurs?
I wiped em all, but I love you more. Don’t go to war with me Your mother, let’s all try to live in harmony."