Jeremy

When I was thirteen
My mate loved this guy
Called Jeremy
The playboy of our class
She was so shy
A shrinking violet
Well, as for him
Well, listen to my tale
She used to sit there
Adoring him
He’d be with his mates
Discussing tits
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you die, hope you die, hope you die
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you die, hope you die, hope you die
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you die, hope you die, hope you die
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you die, hope you die, hope you die
Then someone told him
My mate had a crush
Jeremy was a bully
Jeremy was a cunt
So in front of friends
In front of enemies
He got a pic out
Cut from a magazine
He said «The day
You look like this
You will be mine
Now you make me sick»
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you die, hope you die, hope you die
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you die, hope you die, hope you die
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you die, hope you die, hope you die
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you die, hope you die, hope you die
When I was 30
She said to me
«He's on Facebook, Lou»
I said «That little twit»
«The way he treated you
You my best friend
That stupid Jeremy
Bring me his balding head»
He’s not so much
Of a hottie
Gets throat cancer
Avenge you, lady
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you die, hope you die, hope you die
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you die, hope you die, hope you die
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you die, hope you die, hope you die
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you die, hope you die, hope you die Jeremy
(Yay)