Heavy Jesus

Somebody’s cousin’s dope-dealing neighbor’s best friend’s sister told me a story
About her burned-out roommate’s brother’s lover and this terrible thing that
happened to his auntie
In the middle of the night she was taken by hanger, middle of a rumble raging
right through her
She went to the Taco Zone and got a burrito, a quesadilla, and a side of chorizo
And then she saw the most horrible sight that she’s ever seen in her horrible
life
On the side of the burning quesadilla shell was the smiling face of Jesus Christ
She don’t have no time for having Jesus in her life
The only religion that she’s known is rock and roll
She don’t have no time for having Jesus in her life
The only religion that she’s known is rock and roll
Everybody wanted to know how he was, «Was he cool, was he chill,
was he cruel just because?
Did he condemn her life and all the choices she’s made or was he like,
‘No worries, babe, get laid?'
Did he wrap her in a blanket of love from above, did he heal the hurt in her
heart with the touch of a dove?»
She said she didn’t even need to wait around to discover cause life’s too short
to believe in another
She don’t have no time for having Jesus in her life
The only religion that she’s known is rock and roll
She don’t have no time for having Jesus in her life
The only religion that she’s known is rock and roll