Fat Belly

Oreos are vegan, so are kettle-cooked potato chips
Russet flavor be my favorite
Plus my girl in love and don’t mind if my belly fat
I’d love her if her belly fat, but love her belly flat
Hey yo that peanut butter and jelly be the jam
I wash it down with almond milk
Almond Breeze or Silk, whatever brand
Trader Joe’s that cost the least
Whole Foods, though’ll run you 'least a nephew and a niece
My motto is bravado and avocados
Whenever I’m not full, it leaves me hollow
Plus I’m Dominicano, so you know
I love arroz con habichuelas
During hot sauce application i may get a bit overzealous
If you’ve ever seen me turn down pasta
I promise you it wasn’t me it was an impostor
At times I may pose for cameras
Other times I’ll push through hungry for a bushel of bananas
Word up
A big ol' fat belly (x4)
Belly belly, belly
A big ol' fat belly (x4)
Belly belly, belly
My power’s mostly solar
Otherwise digestion of granola
My oil’s coconut and not canola
If you tryin' to drink some soda, you should not come over
All I’m tryin' to say though
Is sun, try sun-dried tomatoes
There’s a zillion different dishes they be great fo
I promise you’ll be grateful
Lentils are instrumental
Think about it, you won’t have no problems that are dental
If you ain’t eatin' on falafel then you mental, fam
That’s like tryin to eat a pussy with a dental dam
I be in Burma
Fightin' off a sunburn with a bean burger
And I tip servers… biatch! (biatch!)
A big ol' fat belly (x4)
Belly belly, belly
A big ol' fat belly (x4)
Belly belly, belly
Food, glorious food to consume
Still ill over portabella mushrooms
Fresh-baked bread
Stay in effect and stay fed
Ain’t that the truth
I eat up olives, drink entire jars of juice
Is that a jar or a bottle or a tube?
Good food
I eat a lot of popcorn with oil and salt
Unpopped kernels at the pot bottom
That’s nobody’s fault
I chew extra on the unpopped kernels
Then wash it all down with tap water, not sterno
Maybe juice and seltzer water for a drink to refresh
Or frozen chunks of fruit, I’d say that mango be the best
If you don’t like dark chocolate then you awkward
And the fat belly moves onward
A big ol' fat belly (x4)
Belly belly, belly
A big ol' fat belly (x4)
Belly belly, belly