Eric Weiss

The last time I kissed him
I was thinking about how much food I had left in the fridge
And it wasn’t him, or his fault at all
I just didn’t want to waste my free time shopping
But then he left, and that was it
And now I’m stuck with twice the rent
A bed too big, and so much cereal
I don’t know what to do with it
I don’t even eat breakfast
And he has the nerve to call me selfish?
He’s the one that wanted to eat out
Knowing damn well it wasn’t in the budget
And I hate crowds
He listened to music way too loud
Left the door open while he shits
He takes too many naps
Recorded over my favorite shows
And looked through my phone
And I fucking hate him
And I miss him
And I fucking hate it
Ah, fuck this
I told you that shit in confidence
Leave my mother out of it