No Solicitors

I don’t think I’m gonna open the door right now
'cause I’m not really down with having visitors
You can ring all you want, but I won’t find out
What you’ve been ringing 'bout
No solicitors
It’s not that it’s just what I do
To be rude to Jehova’s Witnesses
But that don’t mean you should be thinking
I’m giving a damn about what your business is
I don’t think i’m gonna open the door right now
I’ve heard of shut-ins
Heard of hermits
Heard of basement dwellers
With bodies full of stress
And heads full of best sellers
Their room’s their fucking head
Their desk their fucking brain
There ain’t too many they trust
To look inside and leave thm sane
So if you need me, i’ll be in my room
With th lights off, i’ll be treating it like a tomb
Where i can play dead to the world for a day or two
No «I'll be seeing you"s are due to you
I don’t think I’m gonna open the door right now
'cause I’m not really down with having visitors
You can ring all you want, but I won’t find out
What you’ve been ringing 'bout
No solicitors
It’s not that it’s just what I do
To be rude to Jehova’s Witnesses
But that don’t mean you should be thinking
I’m giving a damn about what your business is
I don’t think i’m gonna open the door right now
It says «welcome» on the floor mat. Ignore that
Host is a 4 letter word, and I’m sure that
Anybody coming on my porch thinks they’re important
But I’m gonna stay indoors and avoid that
Even took the liberty to turn off my phone
No calls, no texts, 'cause I want to be alone
If its that damn urgent, this random person
Better put the work in
To leave a memorandum at the tone
Or they’re not getting called back
I called that, when I called into work and I caught flack
But i think I earned a makeshift vacation
Mad-Catz, Naughty Dogs, old PlayStations
Spyro, Sly Fox, Crash Team Racing
Lights off, sittin' in my skivvies in the basement
With two signs put up on the door to observe
«Beware of the Dog» and «Do Not Disturb»
I don’t think I’m gonna open the door right now
'cause I’m not really down with having visitors
You can ring all you want, but I won’t find out
What you’ve been ringing 'bout
No Solicitors
It’s not that it’s just what I do
To be rude to Jehova’s Witnesses
But that don’t mean you should be thinking
I’m giving a damn about what your business is
I don’t think i’m gonna open the door right now
A lot of ways you can empty out your head
Some escape, some vent, some beg
I ain’t got words, I ain’t got time
So go about your damn day
And let me stick to mine
So if you need me, I’ll be in my room
With the lights off, I’ll be treating it like a tomb
Where I can play dead to the world for a day or two
I don’t think I’m gonna open the door right now
'cause I’m not really down with having visitors
You can ring all you want, but I won’t find out
What you’ve been ringing 'bout
No solicitors
It’s not that it’s just what I do
To be rude to Jehova’s Witnesses
But that don’t mean you should be thinking
I’m giving a damn about what your business is
I don’t think i’m gonna open the door right now