Ben Has No Cookie

Heather has a cookie — that makes her happy
Ben has no cookie — that makes him sad
Ben has no cookie — that makes me happy
Everybody’s happy, except for Ben!
John has a doughnut, a jelly doughnut
John has a doughnut — that makes him glad
Heather eats his doughnut — that makes her happy
So everybody’s happy, except for Ben!
Jim has a drum kit — that makes him happy
Jim has a drum kit — that makes him loud
Heather has no drum kit — that makes us happy
Everybody’s happy, except for Ben!
Dave has a headache — because we’re noisy
Ben shares his cookie — 'cause Dave is sad
Now Dave has a cookie — that makes him happy
Now everybody’s happy, including Ben!
Everybody’s happy, except for Ben!