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«What's the matter?»
«Please! W-we have to help my husband, the thing has got him!»
«What thing?»
«The monster! Th-the giant monster!»
«Well hurry!»
«I heard there’s a monster.»
«A monster?»
«It was an accident, some chemicals in the water.»
«Chemicals in the water?»
«We've got to ----, and fast!»
Officer: «Now that you’ve calmed down, try to tell me what happened.»
Woman: «It was horrible.»
«Try to remember what it looked like so we can prevent this thing from
happening again.»
«He was hairy, a-and big.»
«Big? How big? Bigger than a man?»
«Oh yes, much bigger! I just don’t know, I was so scared. My husband,
is he all right?»
«Don't worry, he’s fine. Now, you think it could’ve been a man?»
«No! Definitely not. Because it leaped out at my husband like some kind of
animal. Are you sure my husband’s all right?»
«Yes, the doctor says he’s fine, just in a state of shock. He’ll be back here
in a little while. Now please, try to help us. Can you remember anything else?
Maybe the color?»
«Well, it was so dark, I’m just not sure.»
«Try and think.»
«Black. No, maybe brown.»
«Like a bear?»
«No. When I was it was standing straight up, and he threw my husband in the
water. I’m sorry, that’s all I can remember.»
«Just one more question; do you think it could’ve been an ape or maybe a
gorilla?»
«I don’t know, yes? Maybe it was a gorilla.»
«Are you sure?»
«I'm positive because it stood up like a man.»
«All right, that’ll be all. Thank you very much. Your husband should be back in
a little while. In the meantime, take it easy.»
Woman: «I thought I saw something in the pool!»
Man: «Aw come on, all you need is some more beer!»
«I'll settle for music.»