I got Abducted by Aliens

One day an alien landed in my backyard
At 1st i thought it was Captain Picard
But then i saw green tentacle things
And i knew it wasn’t good tidings that they bring
I got abducted by aliens
They electro beamed me up to thier ship
Strapped me to a table and i heard something rip
It was my skull, they cut it in half
Tickled my brain, then they made me laugh
I got abducted by aliens
Blubbering like a baby, i confessed all my sins
In my arms and legs, they stuck some pins
Jabbed a metal probe up my butt
And back on Earth, they call me a nut
I got abducted by aliens
They dropped me off, then they cruised
As i lay there feeling used and abused
And now they say my brain is out of whack
Just because i’m waiting for my alien friends to come back
I got abducted by aliens