This Ain't Dallas

This ain’t Dallas and this ain’t Dynasty
This is a real-life two job working family
And I ain’t J.R. You ain’t Suellen
We’re just a man and a woman holding things together
I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five
I don’t have a new Mercedes car or a chauffer to drive
My wife ain’t out shoppin' with a country club queen
Cause she’s workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three
And this ain’t Dallas and this ain’t Dynasty
This is a real-life two job working family
And I ain’t J.R. You ain’t Suellen
We’re just a man and a woman holding things together
Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream
You know J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam
Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan they’re a sight to see
My ole lady said, «I know what you’re thinkin'»
I said «Now honey, don’tcha know all of that is on TV?»
And this ain’t Dallas, this ain’t Dynasty
This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee
And I ain’t J.R. and you ain’t Suellen
Nah We’re just man and woman holding things together
No this ain’t Dallas and this ain’t Dynasty
This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee
I ain’t J.R. and you ain’t Suellen
Nah we’re just man and woman holding this thing together
Hey we’re just a man and woman holding this thing together
Honey, turn off the TV!