Hank Hill Is The King

He’s got the whitest legs this side of montana
Never seen a situation he couldn’t handle
No he’ll never give in and he always helps his friends
But the world today sure looks strange to him
His trade mark his big square grey glasses
He wears t-shirts he don’t care about high fashion
When he plays his guitar, in his mind he’s a star
I’m telling you hank hill is the king
'Cause a hick is a hick (a hick is a hick)
And a dude is a dude (a dude is a dude)
A squirrel is a squirrel and a nut is a nut and i love his attitude
There’s only one show that’s worth a damn on the tube
Yeah he’s my hero, a man i’d be proud to know
I’m telling you hank hill is the king
Now our kind of food is barbeque and steaks
We hate jet skis and beaches
We like fishing boats and lakes
Close as heaven i can go is watching hunting and fishing shows
And hanging out down at the hardware store
Now texas that is one beautiful place
We don’t have as many weirdos as new york and l. a
We got our ideology and politics just right you see
He’s our only hope, a man we’d be proud tp know
I’m telling you hank hill is the king
'Cause a hick is a hick (a hick is a hick)
And a dude is a dude (a dude is a dude)
A freak is a freak and a nut is a nut and i love his attitude
There’s only one show that’s worth a damn on the tube
Yeah he’s my hero, a man i’d be proud to know
I’m telling you hank hill is the king
Hank hill is the king