It Couldn't Happen to a Nicer Guy

You stole the one I loved, ain’t that true?
But I hear someone just did the same to you
She left you flat without a reason why
Well, it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy
It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy
You’ve got what you deserved, I’m not surprised
I hear you’ve been seen around with tears in your eyes
Well, it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy
You lost just what you stole, ain’t that true?
You had it just long enough to catch the blues
I hear you’ve been rewarded her goodbye
Well, it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy
It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy
You’ve got what you deserved, I’m not surprised
I hear you’ve been seen around with tears in your eyes
Well, it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy