Cooties

AMBER
Tracy Turnblad, this is for you
They came from way far out
In outer space
And with her help
They may destroy the human race
AMBER & GUYS
She’s got cooties!
GIRLS
…Cooties
AMBER
They’ve found a place to nest
GUYS
She’s got cooties
GIRLS
…Cooties
AMBER
If i were her i’d be depressed
Long tailed, sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs
«Eww, get 'em away from me
Get 'em away from me … ewww!!»
In science class
She’s like a walking show-and-tell
Her pet skunk ran away
'Cause it couldn’t take the smell
GUYS
She’s got cooties
GIRLS
…Cooties
AMBER
Nobody want to sit by her
GUYS
She’s got cooties
GIRLS
…Cooties
AMBER
She don’t need a coat
'Cause she’s got fur!
Circle, circle
ALL
Dot, dot, dot
AMBER
Hurry, get your cootie shot!
«Come on everybody, let’s stamp 'em out!»
GUYS
She’s got cooties
GIRLS
…Cooties
AMBER
She’s just as friendly as can be
GUYS
She’s got cooties
GIRLS
…Cooties
AMBER
She shows them cootie hospitality
GUYS
She’s got cooties
GIRLS
…Cooties
AMBER
She’s like a living «twilight zone»
GUYS
She’s got cooties
GIRLS
…Cooties
AMBER
Quick, get rod serling on the phone!
AMBER
Black, white, red, green
AMBER & ENSEMBLE
Every color in between
AMBER
Dresses like a circus clown
AMBER & ENSEMBLE
Somebody oughta hose her down
AMBER
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama’s got 'em too!
«And that’s for you!»