Abort Mission

It’s friday night, i’ve got a date
With this vegan girl katee
You know i really like her style
Smile, style
Oh, i love you, kate
But you’ve gone too far
You won’t even sit in my brand new car
It’s got reclining bucket seats
And a cd player, so what’s your fucking beef?
Is it my cozy leather seats?
Is it the covers made from sheep?
Ok, i guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk
What kind of guy do you think i am?
You only take off your shoes when you’re in japan
I bought this outfit just for you
So what if they’re suede?
And now my jacket too
So what am i supposed to do?
I’ll freeze to death and catch the flu
Ok, i’ll do it just for you
We made it out and we had an ok time
I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite
She said i’m sorry, mark. i hope that you pull through
Next time we go out please just wear some different shoes
I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then
She said that condom you’ve got’s made from a lamb’s skin
So what’s your problem?
Last friday night, you know i had a date
It was with this vegan girl
I think her name was kate
If you’re lookin for some action, or if you wanna score
Just eat some bark and acorns
And she will like you more than me!