The Crime Window

Calm down everyone we’ve heard
the water supply’s got a few dead birds.
Two wooden nickels and a little time,
you’ll be walking to the altar with a Mexican bride.
Sweet jolly jammers and a dugan charge,
burning down the prarie on a victory barge.
For tonight leave the crime window closed.
Bag 'O Bones cursing at the spit he spat,
he was creep creep creepin' up the railroad track.
Tell his missus that mister’s fine,
keep her gfingers crossed and her split tongue tied.
Sweet jolly jammers and a dugan charge,
burning down the prarie on a victory barge.
For tonight leave the crime window closed,
for tonight leve the crime window closed.