TWINNING

Fan: Hey yo, Bill! What’s good, nigga!
Nems: Your hands is mad wet man, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Fan: You know man, people get excited you know…
Nems: What are you so excited for, man?
Fan: You know man, people when they see they idol!
Nems: Yo man my hands are still wet, you got a napkin?
Fan: Nah man but you can use my shirt!
Nems: Nah man I’m good, I don’t wanna touch that bum-ass shit bro
Fan: Yo Bill, you wanna hit this?
Nems: Nah man I don’t smoke weed, get outta here with that. I ain’t smoke in
ten fucking years, man
Fan: My bad, my bad. But Bill, man, that Cannibal Hulk, that shit changed my
life!
Nems: Yo Cannibal Hulk is a fire album, but I’m not ILL Bill. My name is
Gorilla fucking Nems
Fan: Aw, I’m so stupid man, it’s just that you look like twins, man!
Nems: I’m way better looking than that nigga
Girlfriend: I think Bill is WAY cuter!
Nems: Fuck your picture, get the fuck off the block. Fuck ya life!