Choose Your Own Adventure

If you head to work every morning
And you come back in the night
If every day’s about your earning
Then you haven’t got it right
One day you wake up everything is burning
Even though you towed the line
Now your boat is tossing and a-turning
You’re the captain of your life
Take the reigns and a pocket knife
Stick out your thumb and…
Catch a ride
At the opportunity zoo
Right on time
You came stumbling through
It’s a fight
No one can win it for you
In the final days, if you change your ways
Always stop, look up and remember
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure
Please remember this is no rehearsal
No one else is standing by
Don’t get mad, this story’s universal
You don’t need an alibi
Imagination’s not a crime
Left or right adventure time
Prepare yourself to…
Catch a ride
At the opportunity zoo
Right on time
You came stumbling through
It’s a fight
No one can win it for you
In the final days, if you change your ways
Always stop, look up and remember
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure
California’s paved with gold
That’s the line we’ve all been sold
Come on let’s go
Catch a ride
At the opportunity zoo
Right on time
You came stumbling through
It’s a fight
No one can win it for you
In the final days, if you change your ways
Always stop, look up and remember
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure
Choose your own adventure
[Voice 1: All right, you might as well know
We went to dinner at the flamingo bar and grill
And by about ten o’clock we were playing needies under the table and having
dessert like the good old days
And then we went to the hotel, and then it happened
Voice 2: What happened?
Voice 1: We bawled, and we bawled, and we bawled until he dropped dead
Voice 2: Touché.]