Stewpot’s Package

We made a big fuss about Bali Hai
But much larger issues weigh heavy on my mind
These lonely beaches
A land of extremes
Where unexplored tenderness meets unholy things
All things aside
His point of pride
What is inside there
Bulging and proud
Drags on the ground
Just what is inside there
He’s covered with gravy
He’s covered with stains
He tastes just like candy
Gonna wash that man right out of my beard