Fly Sally Fly

There was a black salamander
In the back of my garage
And it put me on edge
I wasn’t sure what to do
So I grabbed my pitching wrench
My kids were freaking out
And I’ll admit it:
So was I
But it was my garage
It was him or me
So I grabbed my club
And I let it fly
Oh, fly, Sally, fly
I hope you like the view
From high up in the sky
Fly, Sally, fly
Enjoy the ride
I’ll see you on the other side
Fly, Sally, fly
(Fly, Sally, fly)
Fly, Sally, fly
Well the weeks flew by
And Sally became a memory
When my son said,
«Dad, come quick!
There’s something that you gotta see!»
I saw a skateboard flying toward a ramp
With something duct taped to the topside
I ran to take a closer look
And much to my surprise
Sally made it back
And she got another ride
Oh, fly, Sally, fly
I hope you like the view
From high up in the sky
Fly, Sally, fly
Enjoy the ride
I’ll see you on the other side
So fly, Sally, fly
(Fly, Sally, fly)
Fly, Sally, fly
Now if your mother hears this
She’ll shake her head and ask,
«Why, oh, why?»
But if she ever met Sally
In the dark of the night
I bet she wouldn’t hesitate
To launch her into… flight
(Whee…)
Oh, fly, Sally, fly
I hope you like the view
From high up in the sky
Fly, Sally, fly
Enjoy the ride
I’ll see you on the other side
Oh, fly, Sally, fly
What a beautiful view
From high up in the sky
Fly, Sally, fly
Enjoy the ride
You’ll love it on the other side
So fly, Sally, fly
(Fly, Sally, fly)
Fly, Sally, fly
Fly, Sally, fly…