You are Woman, I am Man

You are woman, I am man
You are smaller, so I can be taller than
You are softer to the touch
It’s a feeling I like feeling very much
You are someone I’ve admired
Still, our friendship
Leaves something to be desired
Does it take more explanation than this?
You are woman, I am man
Let’s kiss
Isn’t this the height of nonchalance
Furnishing a bed in restaurants?
Well, a bit of dinner never hurt
But guess who is gonna be dessert?
Do good girls do just what mama says
When mama’s not around?
It’s a feeling
Oy vey, what a feeling
A bit of pate?
Uh! I drink it all day!
Should I do the things he’ll tell me to?
In this pickle what would Sadie do?
In my soul I feel an inner lack
Just suppose he wants his dinner back?
Now I feel that there’s a fire here
Oh, try that once a little higher, dear
What a beast to ruin such a pearl!
Would a convent take a Jewish girl?
Haha
You are woman
You are man
Let’s…