Gingie, the Red-Haired Reindeer

You know Crispy and Sargent
And Benjels and Reidy
Dusty, Dmitri and Dro and Jake Whitney
But can you claim to have seen?
The most flaming and red reindeer to breathe…
Gingie, The Red-Haired Reindeer
(Reindeer!)
Had a very fiery dome
(Fiery dome!)
And if you ever saw him
(Saw him!)
You would say he doesn’t have a soul
(Doesn't have a soul!)
All of the other reindeer
(The other reindeer.)
Used to laugh and call him names
(Like a ginger!)
And if we’re being honest
(Truthfully!)
They really still do today
(Haha, yes they do!)
Then one foggy Crispmas Eve
(Yeah!)
Sargent came to say…
(Ah!)
Gingie with your hair so red
Come and light up Sargent’s sled!
Then all the reindeer loved him
Everytime he walks in they’d scream
(Gingie!)
Gingie, The Red-Haired Reindeer
Everybody heard you queef
(You know I was thinking…
How much money…
Would it be like
If somebody asked you…
You know like…
Uh
They’re gonna piss on you in the shower.)
Fog adds up
Gingie blaze through it
Stay educated
My opponents stay stupid
Stay underrated in the game
Never change
You can bet against me on your best day
Stay losing
Off the rocker
Can’t see nothing
Think somebody need to call a doctor
My body wanders in and out of what my conscious thought was far removed from
nodding off and everything is now forgotten as the sleigh beginning falling
Falling down take control
Get this shit right
It was a cold and a crisp night
Couldn’t hear a sound
No one lettin' out a peep
Coming to your town
To your house while you sleep
See me in your dreams like sugar plums
Y.A. good as fuck
Go and look ‘em up
Can’t tell me different
Lightin' off every Christmas
This volume three
Turn up the volume please
Then all the reindeer loved him
All the rein-does on his D
Gingie, The Red-Haired Reindeer
Everybody heard…
Everybody heard…
Everybody heard you queef
(Like a quick like golden shower, right?
But you gotta sing!
You gotta sing
The-the uh
Teapot song
You know the…
I’m a little teapot
I’m a little teapot
I’m a
I’m a
I’m a
I’m a little teapot
How much money would you take?
Instead of me
You owing me the money…
I get to piss on you
Uh.)
Then one foggy Crispmas Eve
Sargent came to say…
Gingie with your fiery hair
Come brighten up this Crispmas air!
Then all the reindeer loved him
All the rein-does on his D
Gingie, The Red-Haired Reindeer
Everybody heard…
(What!?)
Everybody heard…
(Yeah!)
Everybody heard you queef!
(Uh.)