Zero to Hero

Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Person of the week in ev’ry Greek opinion poll
What a pro
Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster
and you’re talkin’S.R.O.
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he’s a honcho
He’s a hero
Herc was a kid with his
act down pat
From zero to hero
in no time flat
Zero to hero
just like that
When he smiled
The grils went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped his face
On ev’ry vase
(on ev’ry vahse)
From appearance fees
and royalties
Our Herc had cash
to burn
Now nouveau riche
an’famous
He could tell you
What’s a Grecian urn?
Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up Just to watch him flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
Hercie, he comes
He sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were Going bonkers
He showed the moxie
brains, and spunk
From zero to hero
a major hunk
Zero to hero
and who’da thunk
Who put the glad
in gladiator?
Hercules!
Whose daring deeds are
great the-a-tre?
Hercules!
Is he bold?
No one braver
Is he sweet?
Our fav’rite flavor
Hercules, Hercules…
Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy
Not conceited
He was a nothin'
a zero, zero
Now he’s a honcho
He’s a hero
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Herc is a hero
Now he’s a hero
Yes, indeed!