Go Kart Love

Me and Mike was hangin' at the arcade
Stacking tickets all day cus' you know we getting paid
I asked what game Mike wanted to play then I see them pretty eyes lookin' over
my way
I had prizes on the ground, tokens in my hand, and a couple of fat stacks of
tickets hangin' out my pants
She could tell, she knew I was ballin' so many numbers but I knew who I was
callin'
I walked over and said «You want some tickets girl? You want to come chill at
the crib, you wanna kick it girl? You wanna hold my hand, let me be your man?
You wanna wake up next to me in a foreign land?»
Let me know girl whatcha wanna do, lemme know girl I want the same thing as you
Look out there yeah that go-karts mine why dont you come jump in and i’ll take
you for a ride
I said pretty lady please, take a ride in my go-kart, if I let you get inside,
would you let me in your heart?
I said pretty lady please, take a ride in my go-kart, if I let you get inside,
would you let me in your heart?
I told Mike «We'd be right back» grabbed her by the hand, then we climbed into
my go-kart it cost like 100, 000 gran
I hit the gas hard and we peeled outta the parking lot
I couldn’t believe yo this girl is freaking smokin' hot
Then she asked if we could go stop by her house
I knew what this was about, homegirl wanted to make out
So I told her sure, and then she asked me for some gum
So I popped open the glove box
had my stash of bubble-yum
We pulled up at her house she had me sit down on the couch and told me «she would be right out»
A couples minutes later she was walking out the room with her boyfriend,
he screamed out, «WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?»
She told him «Babe dont worry see I just brought him home cus he had cash,
a go-kart, and a fancy phone»
Just to be polite I gave the guy ten bucks
Then she said, «No sweetie this here is a stick-up»
I said pretty lady please, take a ride in my go-kart, if I let you get inside,
would you let me in your heart?
I said pretty lady please, take a ride in my go-kart, if I let you get inside,
would you let me in your heart?
Oh Froggy Fresh what have you gotten yourself into this time? Just when things
were starting to look up it seems as though the attractive female has led him
into a trap. She didn’t want him for his good looks. She was only interested in
his cold hard cash. Yikes. Let’s see what happens next.
I darted for the door, screaming «YO I’M POOR»
I knew that I was screwed for sure I didn’t have my sword
I was frightened, spent all my dough on that go-kart should’ve known better,
hot girls ain’t got no heart
Her boyfriend grabbed me right before I made it out
I started screaming for the neighbors but he punched me in the mouth
I said «Fool I aint no chump»
But I am a chump.
We both knew I was a chump,
that’s why I was getting jumped.
They grabbed for my shoes and my shark tooth necklace
They locked me up overnight and didn’t feed me breakfest.
I was in a room with seven other dudes, they would make us fight each other to
see who would get the food.
I lost everytime so I rarely got to eat
you could see the tiny bones in my skinnly little feet.
Then I starved to death and I came back as a ghost
Now I haunt their house and I cook the prisoners toast.
I said pretty lady please, take a ride in my go-kart, if I let you get inside,
would you let me in your heart?
I said pretty lady please, take a ride in my go-kart, if I let you get inside,
would you let me in your heart?