Zombie Dick

Late in the night when the moon is full
A creature stalks outside
Looking for victims, moist and wet
With its giant, slanted one eye
The creature’s out
And craving human flesh
It’ll make you shout
To quench its selfishness
It’s walking stiff
And spreading the disease
You must act quick
Or drop down to your knees
'Cause you can’t stop the hunger within
So run and lock your doors or else it’s gonna come in
Women beware of the Zombie Dick
It’s gonna fuck your brains out
Women beware of the Zombie Dick
It’ll find you, there is no doubt
It’s living dead
Erect but not alive
It wants some head
But mouth to cock cannot revive
The soul inside
That won’t stop its hunt
Shakespearean died
With a massive grunt
Some crazy ass virus
Made phallic undead
And the virus’s not the only thing
It’s coming to spread
Women beware of the Zombie Dick
It’s gonna fuck your brains out
Women beware of the Zombie Dick
It’ll find you, there is no doubt