Mustard

The year is 2010X
The rise of the ratchet
Twerking and booty eating run rampant
Every song at the club sounds exactly the same
And who is the man that we have to blame?
DJ Mustard
Mustard on the beat hoe
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t, I don’t give a fuck
Look at all these ducks
Look at all these baby ducks
My favorite meme
is when he goes
Never get the suck
But then she suck me
Hoes can’t get enough of me
E-40 starts rapping bout pimpin'
I just watched season 6 of The Simpsons
I want it all
Things always go my way
I love black balls
Ariana Grande
Rack City bitch
Rack, Rack City bitch
Kylie Jenner better watch out for
R. Kelly’s piss
Or is it Tyga
His girlfriend is no longer a minor
Why the fuck do they write about them in the news
The public being
Bombarded and abused
With the same force-fed shit over and over again
Propaganda royal family Kardashian
If you dude gets close to me
He might have to use Auto-Tune on me
Or maybe even use Melodyne
It’s the industry standard
Making talent a lie
I will eat your ass and your anus
As long as it makes me famous
You don’t have to lick my butt if you don’t wanna
Remember that time Chris Brown beat up Rihanna