The Village Inn

Emcee: Ladies and gentlemen, do you like the band?
Audience: Oh. .. no! Yeah!
Emcee: Uh? I wanna hear more than that! Do you like the band?
Audience: Yeah!. .. We don’t dig it no more. They don’t play there no more.
We love it. .. Yeah!
Little Mary: Hey, we like the band, cat, but we don’t like you. Now, get off!
Emcee: Well, Little Mary, we like you!
Audience: Yay!
Band Member: Hey, John, you know what key I’ve been doing that song in?
Emcee: Well, ladies and gentlemen, will you start slowly tonight because we
only have 'bout twenty minutes. .
Band Member: That song you was singin' before
Emcee: Twenty minutes before closing time
Band Member: It was in G, wasn’t it?
Emcee: And we appreciate your patronage and we hope you hurry back,
because each and every weekend after the is over, we are going to have many
attractions coming into the Village Inn! So we would like each and every one’s
cooperation, and have a good time and enjoy yourselves. Let’s give the band
another hand! Toby on drums, Frankie Zappo on guitar, and our own Johnny
Franklin on bass!