St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

At St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-rene
And wheedled on the Bingo cards
In lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
While she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused the sausage pattie
And said, «Why don’t you treat me mean?»
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)
At St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast
(Wow! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-rene
St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo