Skit 1

Turkish: What’s happening with them sausages, Charlie?
Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish
Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago
Tommy: It ain’t Pikeys, are they?
I fucking hate Pikeys
Turkish: You’re a sensitive boy, ain’t ya Tommy?
Fuck me, hold tight. What’s that?
Tommy: It’s me belt, Turkish
Turkish: No, Tommy. There’s a gun in your trousers. What’s a gun doing in your
trousers?
Tommy: It’s for protection
Turkish: Protection from what? «Zee Germans»?