Drop It

Just got in the club
Saw a couple girls that I want to show love
Thought I better handle that; they hotter than a mug
Without delay, I pulled up like wassup
«Bet you noticed, got my eye on you, mama
I’m positive: I won’t bring no drama
What’s the perfect date like? Well, you don’t have to wonder
If you give me your phone and I’ll put in my number
WHOA IT’S CRACKED! TAKE IT BACK, MAMA IF YOU GOT A WARRANTY
OR INSURANCE, GEEZ! OR IF YOU CAN AFFORD A SCREEN
PLEASE! CAUSE HOW COULD YOU BE READING
A TEXT RECEIVED FROM ME WHEN YOUR FINGER’S BLEEDING!?»
She replied, «Why you screaming at me?
You wasn’t like that 'fore you knew I had a cracked screen.»
«That's cause I liked how you move to a beat
I didn’t know you let your phone drop down a few feet!
Hey girl! Won’t you drop it down a few feet?!
(Drop it low. Drop it low. Drop it low, girl!)
Hey girl! Won’t you drop it down a few feet?!
(Let it hit the ground. Let it, let it hit the ground!)
«(We need protection!) I got a few cases
Here’s some reviews on which one’s the safest
Fumbled your iPod jamming to your playlist?
It’s wonderful my God gave means for replacements
IPhone, Samsung Galaxy well here’s a note:
They ain’t cheap. Break them and see eventually you’re also broke
Scratch that! Nah, I got Invisible Shield
Anything digital wielded isn’t physically built
Impervious. Make certain it’s in good hands like Allstate
Insure it or work with old Nokias that don’t break
Don’t throw it or no one is going to fix it. You’re twisted to hit it.
Don’t get it, you nitwit?
Stick with paper Dixie cups with freaking string in it
So girl, what you think about that?
I bet you’ll think twice 'fore you get your phone cracked.»
So appalled, I got smacked like a gnat
With that, I’m pretty sure I won’t get a call back
But
Chant:
Threw it at the wall. Threw it at the wall
With no Otter Box. With no Otter Box
Drop it down, drop it down
Let it hit the ground
If it cracked, take it back
Go replace it
Get some cases
Outro:
Now break down: don’t break it