The Corbomite Maneuver

Corbomite Corbomite
An alloy, weapon & device
Space travelers take our advice
It’s indestructible Corbomite
For more than two centuries
All destructive energies
Have been deflected successfully
By indestructible and invincible
Corbomite Corbomite
Defensive deterrent device
Hostile forces will think twice
It’s indestructible Corbomite
Any energy discharge
Even point blank is absorbed
Emitting an equal force
By indestructible and Invincible Corbomite
Hello, my name is Leo Walsh, President and CEO of Corbomite Industries
Pioneered by acknowledged scientist, Frank Corbin, Corbomite is, for the
first time ever, being made available to consumers across the galaxy
Unlike other super alloys used today, Corbomite is rust resistant, has a life
expectancy of over 50 light years per treatment, is light weight and has no
unpleasant side-effects with extended use
And, of course, it’s impervious to attack
But is Corbomite really that impressive you ask?
I like it so much, I bought the company
Corbomite Corbomite
An alloy weapon and device
Space explorers take our advice
It’s incredible
And invincible
And impervious
Indistructible
Corbomite
Now available in gunmetal blue, candy-apple red or classic starship grey.
Somebody get me a Tranya…