Mayonnaise Taco Monday

Mayonnaise taco Monday, it smells like underwear
Mayonnaise taco Monday… And something over there
Mayonnaise taco Monday, I put it on the dog
Mayonnaise taco Monday, it tastes kind of like log
Mayonnaise ta… oh here we go, it’s this thing
Borracho!
Bailando!
Con tu… esposa!
Mayonnaise taco Monday, you put it in your sleeve
Mayonnaise taco Monday, it makes me want to, makes me want to
Makes me want to heave!