Alberto Simmons

Alberto Simmons getting bloody noses
He knows the time is coming when the bleeding stops
Until that day it comes around
He will continue stressing out
He hates his job but oh, he loves his brother
They’ve got a plot to take the world on with their style
Using a rocket and wormhole
Go back a dozen years or more
But down in the basement, things are starting now to get a little cramped
Machines in their masses force the Simmonses to relocate their camp
Alberto Simmons has a boss who bullies
His name is Victor Allen Moss and at this time
He’s in the breakroom looking round
But old Alberto can’t be found
As Moss Incorporated ends its workday
The inventory is seeming just a little light
But old Alberto never tells
Of stolen whistles, stolen bells
Alberto Simmons getting bloody noses