Don't Feed the Animals

There’s a lion in the kitchen, with his head stuck in the fridge
He says he’s doing an audition, and he’s hoping to get rich
It might have been the lager, it might have been the wine
It might have been the 27 Mars bars, but anyway this house is mine
Don’t feed the animals, don’t use the phone
When the lion eats, you best leave him alone
There’s a monkey in the window, wearing a military mask
He’s ordering hamburgers to go, away, and frolic in the dusk
It might be Candid Camera, or the San Diego Zoo
Gimme a movie number, three times five one two one two
And they said
Don’t feed the animals, don’t use the phone
When the lion eats, you best leave him alone
Metro Goldwyn Mayer, discover a new face
They’re fed up with he lion, they took me in his place — oh oh oh
Rooaawwwrrhhh!
Don’t feed the animals, don’t use the phone
When the lion eats, you best leave him alone
Don’t feed the animals, don’t use the phone
When the lion eats, you best leave him alone
Leave him alone leave him
Don’t feed the animals, don’t use the phone
When the lion eats, you best leave him alone
Don’t feed the animals, don’t use the phone
When the lion eats, you best leave him alone
Leave him alone leave him
Leave him alone leave him
Leave him alone leave him
Leave him alone leave him
Leave him alone leave him
Leave him alone leave him