I Can't Dance

Well I went to a hop the other night
The joint was a-jumpin' everything was right
The cats were doin' the bop the chicken too
But I sat alone at a table for two
Cause I can’t dance no no I can’t dance no no
Can’t get in the groove cause my feet won’t move
And I can’t dance no no and I can’t dance no no
Well I went to Arthur Murray’s and I spent my dough
I soon found out I was a fool to go
They showed me a waltz two-step too
I kept a-trippin' over my blue suede shoes
Cause I can’t dance no no I can’t dance no no
Can’t get in the groove cause my feet won’t move
And I can’t dance no no and I can’t dance no no
Well I saw a pretty gal and I got a chance
I asked her if she’d show me how to dance
She said uh-uh I can’t go
She said baby there’s something you should know
She said I can’t dance no no I can’t dance no no
Can’t get in the groove cause her feet won’t move
And she can’t dance no no and she can’t dance no no
So I jumped into my automobile
Scooted myself right under the wheel
I said pretty baby we might as well go
If we can’t dance we’ll take in a show
Cause we can’t dance no no we can’t dance no no
Can’t get in the groove cause our feet won’t move
And we can’t dance no no and we can’t dance no no
I can’t dance I can’t dance I can’t dance