C.H.ü.D.

Hideous and hungry, indecent and obscene
Ferocious, carnivorous, slobbery and mean
Disfigured and deformed, they crawl, they breed
Rotting and raving, they hunger, they need
Find them in the attic or the cellar, find them anywhere
But the place they prefer is in my evil underwear
They’re a different kind of breed and their hunger is strong
Better kiss your lucky star I’m not wearing a thong
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underwear Dwellers
Ugly, slobbering, ferocious and carnivorous
Monstrous and malicious, toxic and unclean
Inhuman, inbreed, red and green
Disfigured and deformed, they crawl, they breed
Rotting and raving, they hunger, they need
Your worst nightmare is living where the sun don’t shine
In the dark is where they hide, waiting for the night to come
Flesh-eating, crusty creatures living in your knickers
There’s no god-damn way in hell you can stop these evil critters
Cannibalistic Humanoid Ünderwear Dwellers
Ugly, slobbering, ferocious and carnivorous
BEWARE BEWARE OF THE ÜNDERWEAR
BEWARE BEWARE!
BEWARE BEWARE OF THE ÜNDERWEAR
BEWARE BEWARE!