Everything's Cool as I Float Downstream

Listen, listen, listen
Aight, so a sadist comes up to me and says
«Your fucking record sucks, it’s a total piece of shit»
Everything’s cool as I float downstream
(I think)
No, no, no, listen, listen
So, so a masochist comes up to me and says
«I like your record, shit was hot»
(What's really going on?)