Professional Crastinator

TV’s on, but no-one's watching
Sofa feel like glue
I’ve got a plan I’ll never hatch
I’ve got an itch I’ll never scratch
If there’s a title to attach:
Professional crastinator
World outside too near for me
Burning every waking hour
Hating just to feel (feeling just to hate)
I’ve got a plan I’ll never hatch
I’ve got an itch I’ll never scratch
If there’s a title to attach:
Professional crastinator
I’ve got a plan I’ll never hatch
I’ve got an itch I’ll never scratch
If there’s a title to attach:
Professional crastinator
Professional crastinator
Professional crastinator