The Coldest in Town

I’ll pour me a cold one, sit in my chair
You go on acting like I’m not even here
When it comes to heartache, word gets around
Our love’s the coldest in town
If we were a jukebox, our songs would be sad
We’re a two-for-one special on love that’s gone bad
We’re serving up more misery than any beer joint around
Our love’s the coldest in town
Turn on The Late Show, I’ll slip off to bed
We used to make love, now we don’t even kiss
So I’ll pretend that I’m sleeping when you turn the lights down
Our love’s the coldest in town
If we were a jukebox, our songs would be sad
We’re a two-for-one special on love that’s gone bad
We’re serving up more misery than any beer joint around
Our love’s the coldest in town
I know what you’re thinking: just pack up and leave
But we made a promise: we’re a family
So we smile for the neighbors and go one more round
Our love’s the coldest in town
Serving up more misery than any beer joint around
Our love’s the coldest in town