The Shape You're In

I took my baby to see a show.
She was telling me she didn t want to go.
I said, «Come on girl, what s the matter with you?»
But I could tell by the smell that she d had a few.
I said hold on girl don t get too tight,
You started early and we ve got all night.
You ve got to take it easy, take it slow.
We don t want the whole world to know
About the shape you re in.
Well, my little girl really loves that wine.
Wine will do it to her most everytime.
If it s red or it s white or it s in between,
She can drink more wine than I ve ever seen.
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Now I m not trying to get heavy with you.
I ll mind my own business if you want me to.
But I love you girl, I don t love no one else.
I m just telling you baby cause I ve been there myself.
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