
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER! VERSUS! THANOS! BEGIN! I am inevitable, immeasurable, inexorable, monstrous With bars weighing on you harder than your haunting guilty conscience I am Thanos and I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my palm You’re a pencil-pushing Terran who never learned to love his bomb Seems you started off a chemist and on your world you were a prodigy Well, that makes sense because your rhymes are only hot periodically Man, I burned the Avengers down to embers, sent half your planet to be slaughtered And now I’m offing Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter Got a fist of gold when I’m rapping Six Infinity Gems what I’m packing Stick your tiny nuclear dick back into your pants, Dr. Manhattan Hadron smashing all your atoms, best not collide with me when I’m rhyming 'Cause you break and bleed so easy I think I’ll call you Oppen-hymen It’s impossible to top me, Oppie, you just don’t have the stones Apparently the only thing you’re good at wrecking is a home Cause you slept with your friend’s wife, right there in your friend’s bed Then got another married girl pregnant, you should’ve gone for the head Listening to you took everything I have left After your raps, I am become deaf You need an Iron, Man, for that wrinkly-ass skin And that butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-buttchin Here we go now Where’s your rhythm? I thought you had the Time Stone Your punchlines sound like they came from RhymeZone You might be something in the MCU But between us, who’s the worst MC? You Your dialogue’s got too many breaks in the syllables You talk so slow, Drax thinks you’re invisible I cause chain reactions when I’m lyrical 'Cause I got that fissile material You were born to Eternals, but came out looking so scary That your own mother tried to make you a temporary Meanwhile, I’ve mastered the atom, more than any man alive Now I’m here to split U like two and three from five I’m a peaceful man, but I do what I must You had an evil plan, Thanos, and it left you in the dust It must leave you enraged when you compare our talents Because in this battle, there is no balance For a communist pariah, you come off as awfully cocky But I’ll make you bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki I’m the box office topper, the Marvel showstopper Got my name on this win like it’s the Thanoscopter You just got no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer I will Loki choke you out like my name was Throat Cancer You wanna talk about Death? How about the one that looked at you and swiped left? I’m the destroyer of worlds You got your nuts handed to you by a Squirrel Girl We’re in the endgame now, Tinky Winky I’ll finish this like Ant-Man, all up in your stinky Anyone who believes that «Thanos did nothing wrong» crap Has obviously never heard you rap, oh snap WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC- snap Aw, man…
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