Rick Grimes vs Walter White

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
RICK GRIMES!
VERSUS
WALTER WHITE! BEGIN!
Carl, stay back
this is gonna bad
I’m bout to show this lab rat
how to be a real dad
a grade A MC
who’ll ruin your A-1 day
cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty
like my armpit stains
I’m a post apocalyptic cop
who’s got a lot of issues
pop a cap in you
and splatter the brain you misuse
cooking up blue sky
and bigger lies for Skyler
hatching little schemes like a
dying MacGyver
you tore your family apart
sin by sin
where I live it happens literally
limb from limb
so write this down in your pancakes
so you won’t forget it
I kill zombies that are better men
than you before breakfast
I don’t know
what you think I’ve done
but if we were to battle
I’ve already won
ask Gus
you don’t wanna face off against me
I’ll stuff you in the barrel
and make a dude smoothie
your sense of duty
gets your group into some deep doody
always getting saved
by some samurai booty
I’m a kingpin
cooking crystal in the middle of the day
having dinner by the pool
with the DEA
run you over with my Aztek
GTA
if you ever try to stop
Heisenberg gettin pain
here’s a hot dose
let me watch you choke on the truth
you look up to me
like I’m a pizza on the roof!
cause you’re a loser
a failure to your whole entire crew
I’ve seen Walter Jr. handle walkers
better than you!
CARL!
I said stay back with the others!
while I finish this bitch
like you finished your mother
you ain’t the danger to me, Walt
so knock all you want
I’ll watch you get eaten
on my fucking front lawn
your monsters don’t frighten me
and you can bite me!
I’ll be standing right here
in my tighty Walter Whities!
I’ll bury you faster
than your partner stole your whole life
no one saw Shane coming
except for your wife!
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIIIARGHGHRH!